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22 February 2006

Have wine, will travel... hopefully

So I have to get my just-big-enough-to-be-an-issue (around 20 cases) wine collection from here to DC later this year. And because the gods hate me, it looks like we are going to be moving in June or thereabouts, not earlier. So I have to figure out how to get my wine across the country, because the way I was going to do it (yeah, yeah, I know, putting it in a truck with everything else we own is bad news but we are buying and remodeling a house and moving a lot of stuff and I am about to be P-O-O-R) is probably is a really bad idea given the heat. I was willing to risk the wine-with-everything-else move if the weather was cool, but in the heat, no way. So now I am looking at my options and hoping they don't break the bank.

So far I have these:

- Adventures in Wine. They are a complete unknown, but might be able to help. The guys at K&L told me that Marco (who used to work at K&L before he moved back East) used them when he moved. I have to give them a call and see if they offer anything (I am not sure if Marco used them for storage and that got him the ability to use them for moving, too).

- Western Carriers. Good: Probably cheaper than some other options, and they can store the wine on the other end if I need it. Bad: Your wine is in a truck for a while and even if the truck is air conditioned, certain wine forums have me leery of that since they convinced me that the driver is going to be a layabout who turns the truck off to nap and gamble in Las Vegas for hours on end while the wine cooks. I know this is not likely.

- Wine By Air International. Good: Ships by air, so it is fast. They come and pack your stuff into insulated carriers. Bad: Probably most expensive, and planes crash and all (I know, also not likely).

- I could leave it here in storage for a while and somehow come back and get it, but that seems like a bad idea and is not really dealing with the problem, just putting off dealing with it for a while.

I was looking into wine storage in DC, and well. Not a lot of options there. There is one place located "conveniently" north of Georgetown, which makes a big assumption about the people who own wine that is to be stored, but they are only open six days a week and they have plywood panels on the wine storage, something that just seems sketchy to me. They can store single cases, though, which is interesting. I think I can set up something in the basement that will be fine, but just in case I find out the basement goes to 85 in the summer (not out of the question in DC) it is good to know one's options.

If my wine and I make it to my next birthday intact, I am opening the best thing I can find and not feeling guilty about it at all.

Anyone here ever moved wine? What did you do? How did you do it? Why can't I collect thimbles or silver spoons with the states on them?

14 September 2005

"satisfied the examiners"

I have been laid up with some horrible death-cold given to me by a pregnant friend who, it seems, was carrying germs for two, and I haven't been drinking much that I have been noting (although I did have a few interesting bottles with friends pre-illness) and not really drinking much at all, but today I got the results back from the WSET exam I took back in July.

I passed. With merit, which isn't as good a ranking as I'd hoped for (I was hoping for the one superior to it: "with distinction", since I am a dork and that is about as well as you can do), but it works well enough for me. I did fine on the written part of the exam but bombed the tasting a little bit, which is part of what did me in. I guess this is where I kick myself for not shelling out a squillion dollars and going to the class proper... I guess the WSET is a lot pickier about their tasting notes than I thought, and I would have known this had I gone to a class.

Because I hate the way you get a grade from the WSET but never know what you got wrong or did wrong, I poked around online and found a guy talking about the exam over at the Ebob boards. He teaches the class somewhere else in the US and said that the exam isn't as easy as it was pre-2003, and that up to 1/4 of his students fail it on their first try. He said that a lot of his in class students did fine on the tasting notes, but that some home study students have had problems with the tasting notes because (like me) they didn't know to memorize all the sub-categories of tasting and mention each one in the tasting note and comment on it. I commented on the applicable ones, but not each one, and that loses you points, so that is where I went wrong. Live and learn, I guess. If I do anything more with the crazy old WSET I will remember that.

Anyway, I just wanted to be a little happy that I now own another silly wine certificate and passed with merit. Hopefully soon I will be ready to drink and write more, and live on the edge by not writing up wines using the Official WSET-Approved Style of tasting notes, which, while they are thorough and good and scholarly, are deathly boring.

And for now I can be amused (because I am twelve) by the fact that my certificate says that I "satisfied the examiners" and am hereby awarded said certificate. Oh, the WSET, so cheeky.

24 July 2005

Tasting room etiquette

As I was standing in the Robert Sinskey tasting room the other weekend, watching the tasting room people dealing with some weird stuff, such as a woman coming in from the patio, cupping her hands around a bowl of roasted almonds that were sitting on the bar, and asking (in a voice one would normally reserve for five-year-olds) "is it okay if I take these nuts outside?" I realized that people, they just don't know what to do with themselves in tasting rooms. I see all manner of strange behavior, which is true just about everywhere I go, but tasting rooms seem to engender a type of behavior that you don't see anywhere else.

Of course, one has to tailor behavior to situation. A tasting room like the one I experienced recently at Duckhorn was very different than the one I experienced at Robert Sinskey. Some tasting rooms seem to cater to the lowest common denominator and have sighingly (or greedily) embraced the limos packed with tipsy bridal-shower attendees and carloads of people cruising around Napa looking for a cheap (when you think about it, not even very cheap) buzz. At these tasting rooms, it is not as essential to be interested in the wines because they are mostly looking to get you in and out as fast as they can (hopefully getting you out with several bottles of wine) and often you can't find anyone to ask if you do have questions. Your interest will mostly be wasted. However, err on the side of interest and seriousness until you can be sure that the winery doesn't care.

However, when people who are used to the get-in-get-out show up for the frat party in smaller tasting rooms, disaster ensues. If you are one of those people (and I am sure you are not), you will not see it, but the tasting room staff are certainly rolling their eyes at you behind your back and will be talking about what an idiot you were once you leave. Remember, just because they are nice to you doesn't mean you are not being an idiot.

With this in mind, I have created a very simple list of things to do (and to avoid) to not be the idiot in the tasting room. Yes, they seem obvious, but it still seems many people can't figure this stuff out

How not to be a doofus when tasting wine:

- Do your research. Unless you are doing a spur-of-the-moment thing and are not particular about where you end up, it helps to check out any wineries you want to visit. Some wineries require advance notice if you have a larger party; some only have tastings by appointment. Don't let any of this scare you or make you think the winery is snobby, just give them a call. They are just trying to be prepared, and are usually very accomodating once you talk to them. If you are in a limousine for some reason, know that certain wineries cannot accommodate limos because of location or size.

- If there are signs on the way into the winery/tasting room asking you to please drive under 10 MPH because there are pets/animals/children around the winery or vineyards, this applies to you. Yes, even if you have a red/fast/expensive car.

- Be polite. Don't give attitude to the people giving you tastes, and don't treat them like idiots or slaves. Just because they are pouring the wine for you doesn't mean you are better than they are. A lot of them know more than you do about wine.

- Be interested; ask questions. Show that you are interested in the wine, and that you are not just looking to get a buzz. I think this alone will set you apart a little bit. No questions are dumb, so ask away. In a good tasting room, the staff will be happy to talk about the wine. Tasting room staff try to read people when they come in, so if you are with a group and would rather talk to them, the guy behind the bar will usually stay out of your way for the most part, if he thinks you want him to.

- Don't be afraid of the spit bucket. Especially if you are driving, the spit bucket is your friend. Use it to dump wine out of your glass you don't want to drink, and feel free to use it as an actual spit bucket. It isn't offensive to spit or dump the wine once you have tasted it, even though a lot of people find it intimidating. You can practice spitting at home in the shower, or into the sink, with water, if you want to.

- Use your Inside Voice at all times. No screaming or shrieking is necessary, unless maybe there is an earthquake, and I am not sure about that, even. In general, remember that the tasting room is not a bar at Happy Hour.

- If the bar is crowded, nothing bad will happen if you get your taste and retreat to a less crowded part of the room to discuss/taste it, or if you walk around and look at things.

- If you don't like something, you don't need to announce it loudly to the entire tasting room. I mean, you can, but really, it's unnecessary and won't make you any friends. You don't have to like everything and you don't need to pretend to, but don't be obnoxious.

- The food at the tasting table isn't your lunch, it's to help you clear your palate or give you an idea of how a wine goes with food. Don't abuse it.

- If you have a picnic or lunch outside a winery, don't drink wine from a different winery with your picnic.

- Don't dump or shake your glass out on the floor, unless you are outside (or, I should add, unless you are sure it is okay to do so. And even then, don't shower someone with your wine dregs, and yes, I have seen it happen). I see this more at tastings than I do at wineries, but either way, it's just weird.

- Don't get wasted. Nobody finds it as amusing as you do.

- Don't roll into the tasting room five minutes before they close-- that's not enough time to taste anything.

Anyway, I am sure I missed some good rules, and I haven't stated the obvious like "don't steal the bottles off the bar" or "don't loudly break up with your girlfriend in the tasting room", but you get the idea. Again, it's mostly just common sense!

17 July 2005

A (very long) tale of two tasting rooms

Last weekend, post WSET test, we hit some tasting rooms since we were in the right area for it. We don't go to Napa a lot, and have been using the WSET as impetus to hit some wineries in the area. We only got to visit two since the test wasn't over until almost noon and we ended up having a pretty leisurely lunch at Bouchon, but it was interesting since the tasting rooms were as different as night and day.

First was Robert Sinskey, mostly because I got interested in the winery after having the rosé. It looked promising, as we were driving up; a little showy but not tacky, it had that standard CA wood and beam architecture that a lot of wineries employ going on. We parked and on the way in stopped to look at the raised vegetable/herb gardens and koi pond (the fish were very hopeful that we had some food for them). Inside was cool and dim and there was a glass wall that showcased the winery and tanks behind it nicely. We were met by Toby, who was behind the counter pouring and who (we later found out) owns a place in Sonoma called Nona's Eastside Market (near the corner of 8th and Napa) that carries gourmet food and something like 300 bottles of wine, all under $30.

Anyway, we set up for the tasting, and poked around the tasting room a little bit. There is a kitchen at the back end with a wood-burning fireplace, and a lot of chalkboards above the glass wall/doors leading to the winemaking area that announce the specials. We tasted six wines, and I didn't take any true notes since I was mostly trying to have fun, but I will rehash my general impressions here. We tasted the standard set of wines, but Toby gave us some extras since I joined the wine club (you can refuse any shipment you want, so it's a lot less restrictive than other clubs, and you get wines you won't find anywhere else, such as single-vineyard Pinot Noirs) and we were talking somewhat intelligently about the wine.

We started with the 2004 Los Carneros Pinot Blanc, a very simple and light but pleasant wine, and that was followed by the 2003 Three Amigos Vineyard Chardonnay, which I am sad to say is the last of its kind, since they are not making it any more and the 2003 is the last of the line. It has an unusual nose for a Chardonnay, I remember thinking it had a soapy, clean scent on top of the standard apple and vanilla, and it was really pretty. The wine sees no malolactic fermentation other than what might occur naturally, and it was really bursting with fruit and nut flavors, with a very nice finish.

When Toby brought out the Pinot Noir, he delivered it with a small bite of a vegetable and carmelized onion tart. Robert Sinskey's wife is a chef, and at the winery they try to impress the wine-food connection by offering real food with the wine. The tasting bar is scattered with bowls of crostini-style crackers and rosemary and sea salt roasted almonds, and they deliver small bites of food with selected wines, which is great since you can see how the wine would go with food.

The 2002 Los Carneros of Napa Valley Pinot Noir was an austere wine with a heavily fruited nose of strawberry/raspberry, but in the mouth it had not as much fruit as one would expect. It's not showy, more of an austere Pinot, but solid and a very nice wine. It went really well with the tart, which I suspected would be the case. A wine like this is meant for food!

After that was the 2001 Los Carneros of Napa Valley Merlot, which exhibited standard Merlot flavors of plum/blueberry and dried thyme. It was somewhat tannic and puckering at the finish, but I didn't mind that too much. If you do, and have a bottle around, give it another year or two.

The 1999 Napa Valley Vineyard Reserve (Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, and Cabernet Franc), followed by an opened magnum of the 1997 that was lying around followed. The 1999 was still young and a little rough around the edges, but the 1997 was really close to beautiful (rich, expressive, slightly minty but not overwhelmingly so) as far as I was concerned and I have hopes for the 1999.

Finally, we finished with the 2001 Los Carneros of Napa Valley Zinskey Late, which we had with a black pepper and red berry galette type thing, a bite we didn't get to try with the Reserves since we were yapping too much. But it went well, and the Zinskey was like the essence of Zinfandel: intense, spicy, not overly sweet, but extracted.

We walked out with the Pinot Noir, the Chardonnay, and the 1999 Reserve, since I have high hopes for it. I am a little sad I didn't get the Zinskey Late, but given that I am only abusing and not drinking the dessert wines I own, I can't allow myself to get more right now.

On the way out, we went out the back door to look at the hillside vines, and ran into a man whose name I didn't get (sadly), and he told us a little bit about how harvest is going. I asked about the freak rains and how they had affected the grapes, and he said that they mostly only caused the grapes to be slightly deformed, since the rains were around flowering, but that they didn't have a big problem with coulure (when the flowers don't get pollinated, usually from wet/cold weather). They will probably cut off some of the fruit post-veraison (when the grapes start to ripen) in a green harvest to improve the fruit that is there. This shouldn't be a problem since he said they have a good harvest in the works and will get a lot of fruit whether or not they prune. I also found out that they hand-harvest their grapes and keep owl and raptor boxes out in the fields (we saw some of those) and that you can estimate the the number of raptors in the boxes by the number of gopher feet left on the ground outside them. They are presently organic are practicing biodynamic growing and I think they are going to be certified biodynamic soon.

We also walked around to the front of the property to admire the fairly large plot of lavender, and I got to stand under a tree and become enveloped in a soft but overwhelming hum of bees... there were so many bees in the branches doing their bee thing it was amazing.

We had lunch, and then went to Duckhorn on a whim, because it was there and because Matt especially likes the Decoy. Duckhorn was totally different... the estate was a large house that reminded me of grand Southern homes, with shutters and a wrap around porch. That was all well and good, and the cat in the vineyards was very dusty and charming, but things got bad when we went inside. This place is a grist mill for wine tasters. Upon entering you are greeted by a man at a cash register, and that gives you an indication of things to come. I guess this is because Duckhorn gets inundated with people and had to streamline the process, but it was still kind of weird to walk in and be greeted by a cash register. We were led to a table in the cavernous tasting room, and five glasses were put on the table.

Cards were placed at each of the glasses with wine information (grapes/oak/harvest) on them. This is the one thing I thought was nice, although the cards were very expensively done on heavy cardstock with full color to look like each of the actual wine labels on the front and the information on the back and I thought this was a little overkill.

We soon found out the reason for the cards, though. Our pourer (who looked too young to legally drink, to me) shambled over and poured the tastes while mumbling about each of the wines in zombielike monotone that indicates "I memorized this, please do not ask me anything because you will make me lose my place and I won't be able to answer your questions anyway". He shambled off after we said thanks, possibly managing eye contact for a split second, leaving us with our cards and wine.

The wines were all okay, I thought. Nothing overly interesting, nothing exciting, mostly safe. They are the kind of wines you could give to your mother and she would be fine with them. They are innocuous. If the wines had been kickass, I would have forgiven Duckhorn a little bit.

We started off with the 2004 Napa Valley Sauvignon Blanc, which was fine although didn't have much of any characteristic to speak of. Vaguely grassy and green and fresh, a little full and round, pleasant enough but kind of boring and for the price you could get two bottles of a good NZ Sauvignon Blanc. Then came the 2004 Napa Valley Merlot, which was probably my favorite of the bunch (and I say that with defintely muted enthusiasm). It was a very easy-drinking wine, full of plum and black cherry and some herbs. The next two Merlots (the 2002 Three Palms Vineyards and the 2002 Estate Napa Valley) were similar in profile but definitely tighter and not meant for consumption right now. They had more tannin and backbone and probably need a few years to loosen up a little bit, because the tannins were a little overwhelming. We finished with the oh-so-punny 2002 Paraduxx, a Zinfandel-heavy Zin/Cabernet Sauvignon/Merlot blend that was slightly jammy and sweet.

We didn't like any of the bottles enough to buy one, but I thought I would pick up a bottle of the Migration Pinot Noir while I was there, since I wanted to check it out some more after having it and liking it okay after a tasting (we ended up drinking it after we got home and I decided it was a little much the first night but was okay the second night). Since our mumbly pourer was holding up the bar at that point and eye contact was but a dream, I went up and asked for a bottle from a girl who looked to be about fifteen.

Now, I'd had the Migration Pinot Noir and the Decoy before and found them to be interesting enough at the time, so this was all a disappointment. And on the way home, we wondered and discussed how the environment will affect how you like a wine. Would we have liked the Duckhorn wines better if they had been presented to us in an environment more like that at Robert Sinskey? And how would the Sinskey wines fare in an amusement park setup like Duckhorn?

10 July 2005

The WSET is over

I survived the test. It was oddly okay once it started, even though I got a cold chill when they sat the wine for the blind tasting out on the table in four unmarked bottles. The blind tasting was first, and not difficult since the wine wasn't anything tricky like unoaked Chardonnay or a crazy blend, then the multiple choice, which was both easier and harder than I expected, since there were questions all over the board. Some were easy, some I had to consider, and one or two I had no idea and guessed (I hate when they ask questions that are not brought up as important points in the book, but are mentioned as sidenotes to sidenotes that you have to infer on top of that).

My MO on these things is to go through the questions, answer them, and circle the ones I am not totally sure about on the exam question paper. Then I go back over everything to check answers and focus on the ones on which I am uncertain. In one case I went back and changed a right answer to a wrong one, which is silly, but in at least two others I thought about the answers and changed them to the correct ones. I know from looking things up post the test I got three wrong, and figure I missed a couple of others besides those, so as far as that goes I am in the same boat as the last test.

The final section was the short-answer and I was actually terrified of this and remember putting my head down on the table before we opened the books. I was imagining all sorts of horrible scenarios, and now that I think about it, one of them was actually on the test, but it was okay. There were no questions that made me feel lost or desperate, and other than spacing on the fact that Sekt is tank-produced, I think I did fine. Unless I totally mis-read and misunderstood some questions on styles of sweet wines, which I started worrying about when I woke up at 4 AM this morning.

The only annoyance was that there was a very noisy sigher there, sitting one person away from me. He sighed with pain or frustration the entire test, and in between during breaks he was letting out the kinds of very loud attention-getting yawns people like him emit. He was either having a very difficult time with some of the questions, suffering from intestinal pain, or a drama queen.

Walking out of Copia post-test was fantastic. I had such a sense of relief, yet was frantically thumbing through my books and notes to check a few things. It was a goregous day up in Napa yesterday, though, and we went to Robert Sinskey (great), Bouchon for lunch (where it redeemed itself somewhat for what was one of the worst dining experiences I have ever had at the one in Las Vegas), the Napa Valley Olive Oil Manufactory since I needed some more olive oil and like theirs (and it is not all tourist trappy and expensive like some other olive oil places in Napa), and then Duckhorn, which was mostly unpleasant atmosphere-wise (and the wines were not very interesting, either) except for their cute cat that was trying to catch bees in the vineyards. I am going to write something in more detail about the tasting room visits later, since they were like night and day, but right now I am glad my life can go back to normal, at least until I decide I need to start the Diploma course.

(Of course, now I am thinking I completely blew the blind tasting and am being cocky and will pay for that, because I am thinking too much about it. I just wrote to find out what it was since I was done with the paper before the exam time was over, and we were told to email if we wanted to know.)

13 June 2005

What I did on my summer vacation...

I have pretty much spent most of my time over the past week cramming and reading and writing. I am taking a WSET exam in July, and of course I did not casually study over the last two or three months as I had planned; instead I read the book and put off real studying, thinking for a while I could use the study guide. I was in denial. Because I learned once you get past the first five chapters (mostly wine production and grapegrowing), the study guide just doesn't cut it.

So last week I spent most of my non-sleeping non-working time going through the book and taking notes- I mentally gave myself about a week to go through the entire book. I photocopied maps to study (and later, to Sharpie out the information on them so I can see if I can remember what goes where), I filled up an entire set of index cards ("Old World") and started a second set ("New World) with regions/wines/grapes used/etc, I have each chapter outlined in my handy dandy notebook (in my almost illegible handwriting), and I ran a completely new pen out of ink in the process and started on a second pen. I still have maybe four very short chapters on spirits and such to go (only about ten more pages, total), but I am breathing much more easily now. Well, until I think about having to actually remember all this stuff. At least now I have notes, will travel, and I can lug them around with me and stare at them while commuting over the next few weeks. Trying to write on Caltrain sucks, to say the least.

So my lot in life is such that I won't remember the main villages in the Grande Champagne region of Cognac, but I will remember stupid random things that will never get asked on the exam. I don't know why I find some of this stuff so amusing or memorable, but I do.

So I present to you a list of random and useless facts and observations about the material presented for the WSET Advanced Degree in Wines and Spirits:

- Germans have the highest per capita consumption of sparkling wine (okay, it is Sekt and not really the finest sparkling wine, but whatever) in the world. Who knew? You would think they would be drinking beer.

- Bulgarian native grapes (Melnik, Gamza, Pamid) all sound like alien names in a bad movie, or pharmaceutical brand names. Pamid particularly sounds like it should be a form of birth control, and Gamza would be for digestive issues. Melnik? Hair loss, I think.

- All Champagne corks must have the word Champagne printed on the part that goes in the bottle, even though Champagne is the only AC in France that doesn't have to actually say AC on the label. All DO Cava corks must have a four-pointed star on them.

- The American market is driven by fashion. Right now, Rhône grapes and Merlot are fashionable. (This is according to the UK authors, and the book was published in 2004. I am pretty sure the version coming out this year has Merlot scratched out and Pinot Noir in its place).

- When the French owned North Africa, North Africa produced 3/4 of the total wine produced in the world. Now, not too much going on there.

- The Margaret River area in Western Australia has few problems with fungus or rot, but has a big bird problem in that the region houses a lot of very bad and hungry birds that eat all the grapes if they can.

- There are so many styles of Port (white, ruby, reserve ruby, tawny, reserve tawny, tawny port with age stated, crusted, late bottled vintage, colheita, vintage, single quinta vintage) that it's just stupid.

- Blaufränkisch is pronounced just as awkwardly as you might think. If you are American, you can call it Limberger/Lemberger, though. Or you can call it Kékfrankos if you are Hungarian, which you are (probably) not.

- Bulgaria used to be a really big deal around ten years ago (especially for Cabernet Sauvignon), and by 1996 Bulgaria was the second-largest wine exporting country in the world.

- Chile probably has the best conditions for grape growing in the world. Supposedly near-perfect. No pests, perfect weather.

See? If I got tested on stupid things, I would be set. In any case, I hope to get a lot more studying and a some more wine tasting done before July 9, because I keep forgetting I really do need to taste stuff, too. And I am definitely not thinking about the fact that my parents roll into town on June 30 and leave on the morning of July 9. Luckily they will have a convention and trip to Napa/Sonoma to distract them from me, because I will surely be muttering random facts to myself by then. I woke up the other morning thinking about the geological difference between Chablis and Petit Chablis (mostly limestone and Kimmeridgian clay for the former, and limestone and the the not-as-good Portlandian clay for the latter), and that is kind of worrisome. When you wake up and "Kimmeridgian clay" is running through your head, you know you are in trouble.

01 May 2005

Moving on up

Where have I been? Why have I not been posting? Does anyone even care?

Well, besides entertaining out-of-town guests (and drinking a fair amount of wine, for which I have about 5 halfway finished entries I have to finish and post soon), I have been moving my wine into storage. My locker does not look as fancy as that... who is weird enough to keep wine in a rack inside a storage unit? It looks like there should be a little tasting table there, too. So you can hang out in your 53 degree metal cube with your friends, chatting about wine. Craziness. (Now I have hopes of encountering someone doing that, someday.)

Anyway, in order to do this and not be rooting around forever trying to find bottles once they are tossed in storage, I have been creating a database of what I have, and where it is, before putting the wine into the cases and moving the cases into the lovely climate-controlled storage unit. This is the thing I have been avoiding doing for a long time. Databases are a pain!

It is mostly done now, which is a relief. We took the last cases over today, except for some German wines and Champagnes/sparkling wines for which I have to find special cases. And stuff I plan on drinking soon. This all means I have to plan out the wine drinking and plan ahead enough to get my wine out of wine jail before I need it, but since the place is about five blocks from my house, I have hopes I will manage okay. I am more worried about my organizational system --a spreadsheet on my computer and wine in storage means at some point I am going to get over there and go "where is that bottle, again?" and be SOL. I have plans to print and keep a backup of the database in storage, and update it every now and then, but mentioning that is just shouting "I am a dork", isn't it?

Even more randomly, I did check on the vinegar baby a few days ago and it seems to be coming along in a vinegary way. It's very sharp, and a little harsh, but it definitely has the vinegar taste happening, which is good.

06 April 2005

Rack-mountable wine storage

For all your data storage and wine storage needs (via Gizmodo): Canford UK's rack-mountable wine storage unit. It's only stores four bottles (although you could install multiples, of course), I am not sure the coolness of a usual server room would overcome the heat from the machines (not to mention the vibration), and I am not sure why you would want to store wine in your server room anyway (or in your studio, whatever), but there you go. This means the next time you are recording your Night Ranger tribute album and find yourself parched you can yank out a nice bottle of Bordeaux without even getting up.

18 March 2005

The vinegar baby

I had a wine tragedy recently. Yes, another bad bottle of wine. I am starting to think maybe I should go back to vodka for a while.

We had some good news and I finally decided to bust out the bottle of 1997 Williams Selyem Olivet Lane Pinot Noir I picked up a year or two ago. It was bad. The cork had leaked (I was heartbroken when I got the foil off and saw the ooze) and it was oxidized/spoiled. It wasn't undrinkable, but it wasn't good, and it was extra sad because there was a tiny hint of what the wine would have been like if it wasn't ruined. And this time I couldn't run back to the store and return it (who knows, maybe I stored it poorly).

Anyway, what to do? I didn't want to pour it out since that seemed too tragic, so I decided it was finally time to try to make vinegar, something I have been thinking about for a while, and something probably every serious and frugal wine drinker has at least considered. I mean, who doesn't cringe a little, tossing out the last bit of that really good bottle because it's been a few days and you never finished it? I know you can't just sit the bottle out on the counter and hope for the best (well, you can, but it probably won't work out) but I wasn't sure what exactly I had to do. So I did some research and read about vinegar mothers (seemingly the liquid kin to sourdough starters) and you know, you can make home vinegar-making very difficult if you want to, looking at some sites out there and what they tell you to do. And come on, now, it just doesn't seem like it needs to be THAT hard. It's vinegar!

Anyway, I found the Vinegar Man. He's funny and no nonsense and provided me a way to get some vinegar started without mail ordering a mother or scouring stores for it (I didn't want the wine to sit around for a long time while I did that).

I should probably get a better container (I might look into a crock or sun tea type container, as I read that they work well) since I have a pitcher and a carafe set up right now and that isn't the best thing. But what I did was easy:

- I picked up a bottle of unpasteurized, raw vinegar at the local Yuppie organic food super chain store (this has the mother of vinegar in it)
- Diluted the wine to about 7 percent (the wine was 15 percent, so that was easy)
- Mixed the two liquids together and stuck them in glass containers (you do not want metal or plastic, and you want a fair amount of air to get to the surface, so choose wisely)
- Put cheesecloth over them so they could get air (this is important) but no bugs could get in (also pretty important) and rubberbanded it down
- Stuck the containers in a cabinet in a fairly room-temperature-but-on-the-warm-side place that is dark (also important)

Now I wait. I think it will be about two months before anything good happens or is done happening. Supposedly the mother will form on top of the vinegar (it's a slimy looking mass) and then fall to the bottom. In about two months I can remove the mother, either toss it or keep it around to give to friends (whee!) and then bottle the vinegar (I can home-pasteurize it or not). I have read that aging the bottled vinegar a few months can mellow it out a little, too. I guess in about 9 months I will have some vinegar, should all go well. It's kind of like a baby!

In the meantime, I am wondering if my kitchen will start reeking of vinegar in a few days.

I can keep some of the raw vinegar around to do this all over again, too. I guess I should start looking for recipes using a lot of vinegar, or plan on giving some away...

20 February 2005

Wine-lover or alcoholic?

A friend tipped me off to this article over at the New York Times, where the movie Sideways is debated (yes, it will never end) and the subject of Miles' possible alcoholism comes up.

The question being, simply: Is Miles an alcoholic in the movie?

The article pits recovery/alcoholism experts against the wine writers/professionals and has the obvious outcome: Recovery experts say yes, wine writers say no. And of course it isn't as clear-cut as all that.

I have been thinking about this kind of thing a lot lately since I am hoping to someday to leave my current job for one in the wine industry, and I come from a fairly long line of alcoholics. My mom is one in recovery, her parents both had problems, and my biological father was one (and, for a time, a bartender-- how convenient) and killed himself eventually. I worry that my entry into the wine world is me walking in my biological father's footsteps, albeit in the upper-middle-class way. I am trying to be very careful. I hear stories of so-called professional wine tasters falling off their chairs at tasting events and know there are some problems for people in the industry.

My personal opinion, tainted or not by my family's alcoholism, is that I think Miles has a problem. I don't know if he is a full-blown alcoholic, but he's well on his way if he doesn't change some things. He is drinking to ignore his problems, he is drinking to act out and be an asshole, he is drinking to try to forget. The counterargument is that a lot of people do those things and not all of them are alcoholics. True.

Maybe he is just an asshole drinking a lot on a trip, and otherwise he's not like this. We don't know. My gut feeling is that there are problems there, but, like with my mother, unraveling what caused what takes a while. And the book/movie doesn't give us enough to go on to know if this is his normal modus operandi or not. Is he drinking because of the divorce or is he divorced because he was drinking? We don't know. What came first, depression or drinking? We don't know. The book gave me the impression that he was more often like this than not (I will have to watch the movie again to see if I get that idea from the movie, too), but we still just don't know. I do know that the character is pretty unlikeable, but there are a lot of unlikeable people out there and they aren't all drunks.

The wine writer says he doesn't think Miles is an alcoholic just because Miles hasn't ruined his life yet. That's a flawed philosophy (do you have to hit rock bottom/ruin your life before you can declare yourself an alcoholic? how do you define rock bottom?). Some would argue that Miles' life is pretty ruined (he is late all the time, drinks too much, can't let go of his ex-wife, has a job he hates, can't write, steals from his mom, embarrasses himself in public because of or due to alcohol) and some would say that his life is just sad and pathetic like the lives of most people. And that his plight is the plight of the common man.

Which is enough to make someone drink, I guess.